Friday, November 26, 2010
i sit patiently.
patiently anticipating the arrival of an old friend. an old friend who is never here for the best of times, only the worst. the days that drag on as if my battered and broken body is being violently pulled through the dusty streets. being dragged while fellow men blindly look on. i try to yell out. my raspy cries, poignantly sobbing for someone, a friend? he appears, an old friend, and i'm back to being patient once more.
1. running in public is for assholes.
2. if you’re white and you sneeze or crinkle your nose when a non white person walks by, it means you’re racist. Even if you THINK you’re not, you totally are! It’s your subconscious revealing the truth on a whole deeper level fool!
3. don't look for a roommate on craigslist
it's the most miserable time of the year!
As the holidays near, my spirit goes only as far as a festive pun: santa paws.
...and that's all she wrote.
unbeweaveable
I have found my hair doppelgänger. Better yet she has found me, and a handful of my previous mop styles.
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