Razor burn is the worst because it isn't sexy. :(

Why is it called that?

i'm your penis, i'm your fire

What a stone cold fox. In a perfect world all women would ride, and slip into leather jumpsuits with nothing underneath. See you in Heidelberg...

"Rebellion is the only thing that keeps you alive."

FREQ MAMA

I am running out of ideas to keep myself occupied on this big ol boat the shuttles my ass between 250/778/604. On my recent visit back to Victoria, my trip consisted of eating a rice krispy treat and teaching myself how to dougie.

How have they not handed over a frequent traveller pass yet? We're all chums, gimme a job! (Which I will politely show up for one training shift, then never to be heard from again.) COWABUNGA, IT'S TIME TO FLY!