Thursday, December 30, 2010

foodlebritys

The newest additions to the lineup include:
1. Jam Arden
2. Vino Mortensen
3. Dim Sum 41
4. Cinnamandy Moore
5. Bread Danson

They join the likes of "PB+Jay-Z", "M&M", "Kool-aid & the Gang" and "Tuna Turner."


STONED WHEAT THINS ARE AS FOLLOWED
1. Lou Weed
2. Miley Highrus
3. Snoop Dogg (thats a given)


I still cannot get over the Viktor & Rolf fall/winter 2010 show. If you haven't seen it, watch. Its all about layering the beautiful black, sleet, and charcoal textured pieces from one model to the next. Ending with the grand finale (which has been constructed all show) that is beyond words. The subtle outfitting of the garments (including simple corseted shapes which pair amazingly with the contrasted coats) grabs your attention. Without realizing, your gaze is locked and loaded to the runway, without a chance of looking away. The hypnotizing, albeit repetitive trance in the background is the perfect aural pleasure for the show. HYPNOTIQ



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

sorry, i've got an appointment back on planet earth



1. Watch MIB II.*
2. Dec 25-31 is a free for all, seriously nothing counts.
3. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS, quit trying!
4. Canon AT-1's eat the shit out of batteries.

*Rosario Dawson's haircut in it is a bonus.

Monday, December 20, 2010


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pdx gon' give it to ya

stretched out plans and shortened shirts.
gallons of whiskey to go with the hats,
boots to match.

portland is a city beyond belief.
the fact that it doesn't smell like body and stale thai food aside, it's a community. supportive, airy, and all around interesting. local joints offering anything from gf 8 bean lemon roasted salmon salad to a pint of pabst with a shot of espresso in it.
i took a walk across the bridge to check out vintage pink and the other dozen vintage shops and was immediately impressed, and a little overwhelmed. (coming from a city that counts value village as it's go-to, almost anything is a step up. just sayin) i picked up more silver and turquoise jewelery, a jesus tapestry, and a james brown record all in the same shop. also collected on the trip, a where's waldo? polaroid camera, numerous buttons, and a green velvet dress that screeams holidaze.

p-town also brought by far the most energetic/enthusiastic/enjoyable (more eee) show of the tour. both blue giant and the dandys were solid, and the images taken were by far my favorite. a great show ending with about 120 people on stage from bg/dw. the only thing that could've chased the show was everyone piling to hang after. wine flowed freely and conversations became not only deeper, but louder. sadly/thankfully ending once the day broke, it was the only way the tour should have ended.

city of angels

brightly lit rainbow sidewalks drenched with urine; a pot of gold at the end which consists of abnormally high curbs and eight lane streets.
at times gaudy; hopeful and upsetting, there is a reason this city is so vastly populated. you can always cross the road to find at least 17 things to do. at the very least a blaq man will tell you he admires your looks and "wishes you were 22."
A CITY THRIVING WITH CULTURE AND CHRISTIANITY
alas all is not well. you can't walk down the street wearing a camera, let alone three, without being asked if you're a paparazzi.* do paps even acknowledge what film is? i thought that industry was strictly digital/5000 pictures per second.

*i thought i saw paris hilton, but quickly realized it was stacy peralta with the usual blonde extensions..



Friday, December 17, 2010

Noteworthy Men:

7. Xander Milne-Edward
8. Seth Bogart
9. George Clinton

Saturday, December 11, 2010

spent the morning checking out the latino vendors in LA, walked away with some cool silver rings.

"you are my first customer of the day so I will live it to you for $15."
- "you just sold a dora the explorer backpack.."
"do you want the discount or not?"
-"can i get a free dora backpack instead?"

I didn't get the bag, however I walked away with the long awaited pack of camel crush to accompany the sack of jewelery.




OFF to 'CISCO

"And then we’ll all go off to sweet life, ‘cause now is the time and we all know time!"

Monday, December 6, 2010

my phone is loaded with a diverse united colors of benneton lineup of ringtones.
1. "cool runnins"
2. "asian morning"*
3. "eurotrance"
4. "calypso"
5. "smooth latin"


*my personal favorite, which always evokes images of cherry blossoms, flavored ice and hatsumomo into my noggin.








Friday, December 3, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Sunday, November 28, 2010

drag-time life

peepin funky bites, you picking up what i'm throwing down? got the 411 on the 45's. 12,10,and 7-inch easy as A,B,C. solid tracks, solid knowledge. YA CANT FAKE THA FUNK!

FOLLOW THE SIGNS.
THEY ARE OUT THERE.






"The thing is, if I had a clone I don't think I would be able to resist me.."

Saturday, November 27, 2010

boneyard



"Where planes go to rest."
Tuscon, Arizona

Do you need membership to look at these iron birds? SIGN ME UP

SATELLITE VIEW!!!!

opus dei, fascinated by the controversy the organization has garnered (elitist! the da vinci code!! mortification of the flesh!!!). many journalists back the group (paid off by the vatican?) saying all negative stories are myths and "unproven tales." INTERESTING

Friday, November 26, 2010


i sit patiently.
patiently anticipating the arrival of an old friend. an old friend who is never here for the best of times, only the worst. the days that drag on as if my battered and broken body is being violently pulled through the dusty streets. being dragged while fellow men blindly look on. i try to yell out. my raspy cries, poignantly sobbing for someone, a friend? he appears, an old friend, and i'm back to being patient once more.



1. running in public is for assholes.

2. if you’re white and you sneeze or crinkle your nose when a non white person walks by, it means you’re racist. Even if you THINK you’re not, you totally are! It’s your subconscious revealing the truth on a whole deeper level fool!

3. don't look for a roommate on craigslist


it's the most miserable time of the year!

As the holidays near, my spirit goes only as far as a festive pun: santa paws.

...and that's all she wrote.

unbeweaveable


I have found my hair doppelgänger. Better yet she has found me, and a handful of my previous mop styles.






Is hers real??


super sonic solarization




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house negro -vs- field negro


"The only thing I like integrated is my coffee."
- Malcolm X


quit your whining and get on with it