Friday, February 25, 2011

i'll be like herbie and han' you a cock


The best vinyl to listen to on a snowy day accompanied by an irish coffee or two. The album cover aint to shabby either. SOLID WATERMELON MAN

Thursday, February 24, 2011

RZARRECTION

U R LEGEND

The shows of yesterday's past are incredible. I am enthralled by the creativity and simple theatrics of the catwalk around 1996-2000. C'est fantastique!

i luv hussein, knowaim-sein?

I too do this in my living room.

They are remaking the bodyguard...

GOOD LUCK JEREMIAH FRIEDMAN
How on earth are they going to be able to top the last! Is Kevin Costner going to appear? What about a Whit cameo? I say they throw it back a decade or so and have Bobby Brown stalk Whitney's "character," then bring it right up to 2011 and have Jason Statham be the bodyguard. Just to mix it up. Do I get executive producer cred??





HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY ZANE!

...oh yeah and G-HARRISON.




Tuesday, February 22, 2011

don't leave your girl around me, true player for real

i have been listening to non-stop early usher. did anyone know that he had a "VERY best of" album out?? he was a wonderful thing for 1999-2001. the abs, the moves, the ever present beanie!

U REMIND ME -VS- U GOT IT BAD




Sunday, February 20, 2011

to cheet or not to cheet

black or white, east or west, tupac or biggie...

CHEETOS, crunchy or puffs??

currently i'm digging croquant, flaming hot to be exact

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

seriously who the fuck is ned?

Noteworthy Men:
13. Federico Fellini
14. Mario Batali
15. Nigel Carvalho

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

gag me with a spoon






The cheers of the arena filled audience was more deafening than a howling tornado. The Ed Hardy sporting Elton made the audience scream for 5+ mins post encore, which is saying a lot considering this group is all 65 years my senior...
Feeling the breeze blowing crowd with open ears plugged is an unimaginable feeling.

Not only did Sir Elton sign shirts from the stage but also invoked all the swamp rats to sing crocodile rock for him while he barely tried to stifle a smile and a laugh.

I only caught the last hour, with nothing but the camera on my blackberry. The ad-libbed lyrics and shout outs to his son kept my attention nonetheless. The suite was wonderful but if Elton John can get on top of his keys in a heartbeat, the least i can do is run down to the floor in time for "benny and the jets". The perfect way to spend 02/14.

I am willing to overlook the gnomeo and juliet plug for three reasons:
1. i used that word play myself
2. it's his "last tour," the man has to make cabbage some how
3. i'm forgiving on v-day (apparently)

Happy Valentines
- CBG, adrienjamal, and Elton John.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Friday, February 11, 2011

gunderwear
gun·der·wear [guhn-der-wair]

–noun
clothing worn next to the skin under outer clothes, for females.

"that isn't a bikini, it's gunderwear chloe."

related words: bunderwear (male), womananas.
origin: 2011, xander edward
VIVA REVOLUTION



freak mama





I am elated spring is coming. Flowing maxi dresses, bare shoulders, the return of legs, daisy chains, and as always fur (LOTS OF IT) -i am succumbing to the essence of the 70's. Sasquatch for memorial weekend fits perfectly.
rock n roll




listen, don't look



Saturday, February 5, 2011

terry bradshawshank redemption

This year my superbowl sunday consists of gf fried chicken, some eastside cocktails, foam fingers, and frances.

GO STEELERS (??)

Wisconsin sure never had this...




dud bowl II
"Pauly D gets a spin off."

Didn't we see that six years ago? Wasn't it called Joey?

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