Say My Name

I love when older folk have younger sounding names. Names apparently do not age gracefully, and some end up sounding childish for all eternity.* "Heather", "Steph", "Joey", and "Connor" all fall into this category. It's a bonus if their name is being called out by another nearly dead.

*On the flip side when young'ns have old ass names it is equally funny. "Richard", "Kathy", "Irene", "Ernest", and "Ethel" are ridiculous when the face to the name is prepubescent.

"What's in a name? Old bitch should be called Rose

To match a name to a putrid granny scent."

- Shakespeare

I dig the name "Leroy" for men, women, and children of all ages!